i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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