When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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