she was so not down for the gang bang
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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