the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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