I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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