PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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