The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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