this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Randomize
