That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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