real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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