I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
She said her name was "party"
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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