how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Randomize
