Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
she peed on how many people?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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