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Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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