just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
