he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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