Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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