Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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