are you so shy because you have an std?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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