Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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