: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
All I want is dick and wine.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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