as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
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