I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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