You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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