I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
This girl is more easily done than said...
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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