Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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