I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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