Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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