wakey wakey hands off snakey
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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