Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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