She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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