like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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