Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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