I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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