3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
