Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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