I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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