HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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