Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
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