Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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