I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
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