I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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