i think my mom watched the whole time
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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