Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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