very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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