i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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