I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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