So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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