also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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