I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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